LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.
if i get one more “YAAAAAAAAAAASSSS GAGA SLAY YAAAAAAAAS” in my inbox bc of her new single G.U.Y. i think im gonna hire a magician to dismember me
winning an argument online
i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.